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There once was a man named Steve

His wife, her name was Eve

Eve said 'All my friends, they has 'em

I want an orgasm

If you don't give me one, I'll leave'

If his wife, Steve was believing

Would go he would be grieving 

He thought night and day

Came up with a way

To keep his wife from leaving 

In an attempt to deceive her

Steve told Eve he had a fever

'If you leave me I..

I will surely die'

But this she didn't believe, er..

For Steve, that was the last straw

He couldn't stand it anymore

Said 'Eve, what I said was a lie

I'm not the one who'll die..'

Now he's serving life. Why?

Killing your wife's against the law!