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Neither rain, nor snow Nordic
We need to seal the borders
From these foreign marauders
I know a man
Who has a plan
To protect our sons and daughters
A man who said he would
Solve all the problems that he could
Changed his name, first was Harry and Denmark
The candidate who has the spark
He's so Sweden there's Norway he's beaten, he's good
His name's now Andy, his ex-wife's Candy
Their marriage didn't work, she was too randy
Left, went in the Army way back when
Wait a second, she's Candy..Navy in?
I'm thinking that I'm drinking too much brandy
