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Something's happening to me 

Lately been feeling queasy

It's hard to explain exactly

I'll try to do it matter-of-factly 

It's like every feeling I ever had

Both the good feelings and the bad

Seem to have gotten stuck inside

The pain I have can't be denied 

Thought I figured the problem out 

My wife poisoned the sauerkraut 

I don't think she wants to kill me

The thought is one that doesn't thrill me 

I think I'm about to burst 

Can I ask a favor of you first?

From the bathroom get a towel 

And tell Vanna White I wanna buy a vowel 

Yes, I'm very serious 

You think I am delirious?

Everything's out of proportion 

You mean I'm not on Wheel of Fortune?