There once was a gal named Millie
Who sometimes would act pretty silly
She'd go out on a date
With a guy she would hate
Think 'Will he tell me he loves me? Will he?'
Millie met a guy named Terry
How hard did she fall for him? Very
He said 'Millie, I've told ya
That I am a soldier
My first love's the military'
Millie was a gal who'd get jealous
What she said may sound overzealous
Said 'Terry, you charm me
But if you remain in the Army
That'll be the end of well, us'
Terry thought 'This gal I cannot reject her
Want to love her and want to protect her
I'll tell her what I'll do
I'll say, Because I love you
I'll become a conscientious objector'