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The Pooper Bowl
Heard about the man whose goal
Was to attend this years Super Bowl?
He managed to score a ticket
But unfortunately he got sick, it
Was a stomach flu which took its toll
This man was deluded, insisted on going
But he didn't know what others were knowing
The Bowl he insisted on going to, was sitting on
Was the same bowl he was shitting on
He flushed it so much it ended up overflowing
