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No strings attached, I think
Have a friend named Susie, we're just platonic
Complains about her boyfriend Bill
Says he is so moronic
He happens to be a musician
With the NY Philharmonic
Susie says 'Bill, you suck
Why'd you think oboes you pluck?
An oboe is not a string
Don't you know anything?
An oboe you would blow, you schmuck'
Her boyfriend Bill has balls of brass
He tells Susie 'Get off my ass!
You are telling me I'm dumb?
You have no clue Sue, when I come
Your head's as empty as a drum!'
