There once was a man named Sam
Who didn't give a damn
About what he would wear
He just didn't care
He'd say 'That's the way I am'
Sam met a gal who lived near
Who didn't care for the way he'd appear
Told him 'If you're appearance don't improve
Far away I will move
You won't see me no more, I'll disappear'
Sam didn't want to take a chance
On losing his shot at romance
For love he'd do all
Bought new shoes at the mall
Plus a dozen shirts and six pairs of pants