A N.Y. Times headline today
'Hegseth's Views May Clash With Reality at the Pentagon'
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/us/politics/pete-hegseth-new-defense-secretary.html
They must think this news is important
It was posted on their front page
After reading it, are you disgusted?
Filled with anger and rage?
Me? I'm trying not to yawn
I'm trying to stay awake
His views clash with reality?
Give me a freakin' break!
This is the Trump administration we're talking about!
Remember 'alternative facts'?
My advice would be, don't you worry
Just sit back and relax
You know if Trump nominated anyone
To lead the Pentagon
With rational views, it would be breaking news
In a minute, they'd be gone!