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The NEW Pledge of Allegiance
I pledge malfeasance
I will drag
Down the country we know as America
And to the poor public
Who I can't stand
Ovation!
I'm a god
You're invisible
It's all for me
Me, not us
Yes, all
The NEW Pledge of Allegiance
To be passed by a unanimous vote by both the House and Senate.
Date to take effect: Feb 1, 2025
To be recited each morning in every home, school and workplace in America.
Recitation of the NEW Pledge of Allegiance is mandatory.
No exceptions.
Any person found in violation of the above requirements will
be subject to a fine and/or imprisonment.
