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I smell a hit
Thought you'd like to know
Have an idea for a show
A game show it would be
Very entertaining, you'll see
You have 4 or 5 contestants
Ok if they take decongestants
They start being served food
To some, this may sound crude
The kind of food which produces gas
Which they're not allowed to pass
If a contestant fails to hold it in
They're disqualified. Let the eating begin!
Of course, the more they ingest
Harder for the gas to be suppressed
Who has the guts? Who has the heart?
Who'll be left standing? The last one to fart?
To get this show aired
I'll beg, steal and barter
The name of the show?
'I'm NOT the Farter!'
I can't wait to enjoy
All the fame and the glory..
Huh? What's that you say?
They do this on 'Maury'??
