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There once was a gal named Shari

Who desperately wanted to marry

But all the men she met said

'You we won't wed

We'd rather commit hari-kari'

What made these men so sure

Marrying Shari was something to abhor?

If truth be told 

Shari was old 

Her age? 104

Shari couldn't stand it no more 

She said 'These men get me sore

I'll force one to do it

There can't be much to it

I'll say 'You must. It's Shari-a law!'