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Since at least the time of Stonehenge 

Men and women have sought revenge 

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth 

Abe Lincoln was shot by John Wilkes Booth 

The Civil War had taken its toll on Booth

If he had EZ Pass

He wouldn't need the tollbooth 

And that's the truth 

To some, Booth was a martyr 

To others, a pain in the ass

If his pain was caused by gas

Would've been better off being a farter 

That would give him relief 

That is my belief

Hope you find my musings amusing

Amazing, some think I need tazing