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What’s so funny Frank?
There once was a man named Frank
Who everyone knew was a crank
Anyone he'd annoy
His world had no joy
Basically Frank's life, it stank
His doctor said 'This may sound crass
Frank, you're a pain in the ass
Gonna give you some helium
May cause delirium
Helium, aka 'laughing gas''
Now, Frank's no longer a crank
Each morning inhales from a tank
Of nitrous oxide
No, I haven't lied
Saw Frank laughing all the way to the bank
