There once was a man who loved bloggin'
Every morning, couldn't wait to log in
On his laptop he'd stay
Snack throughout the day
Gained weight, to lose some, started joggin'
A lotta good all that joggin' does
Won't help eating foods artery-cloggin' does
He hasn't lost weight
But feels really great
Every day has a pint of Häagen-Dazs