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Won’t you be my neighbor?
With his dog, my next door neighbor plays catch
But he'll do something that makes me want to retch
I'll say 'You can hardly throw, give it more distance'
But what happens in every single instance
He'll say 'That's a crazy idea! Sounds much too far-fetched'
To say I like him would be a stretch
He's always complaining, this man likes to kvetch
Says he hates when it rains
He gets more aches and pains
Anyone named Grace who can save this miserable wretch?
