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Cold case in January
I know a young woman named Jan
Who has trouble finding a man
No, she can't find a guy
The reason? Jan u ar y
You look like an orangutan'
Jan's ugly and very hirsute
Yet she still continues her pursuit
On blind dates she'll go out
When meeting her, all the men shout
Jan u 'ary! And your arms are too long, to boot!'
