No resolutions for me

I'd like to make one thing very clear 

I don't make resolutions for the new year 

No, I'm not jokin'

I realize most resolutions are broken

But that's not the reason 

I'll speak the truth, with you I'm not teasin'

I'm a most unusual guy

The only resolutions I like are high

Don't like them any other way 

Give me a high resolution any day

But I can't make one

Don't know how to fake one

I have to create more pixels 

Wtf is a pixel?

Does Amazon have any?

They probably cost a pretty penny

That's why I don't make resolutions for the new year

Is that clear?

 

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