I'd like to make one thing very clear
I don't make resolutions for the new year
No, I'm not jokin'
I realize most resolutions are broken
But that's not the reason
I'll speak the truth, with you I'm not teasin'
I'm a most unusual guy
The only resolutions I like are high
Don't like them any other way
Give me a high resolution any day
But I can't make one
Don't know how to fake one
I have to create more pixels
Wtf is a pixel?
Does Amazon have any?
They probably cost a pretty penny
That's why I don't make resolutions for the new year
Is that clear?