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It has its ups and downs
I have a downstairs neighbor
Haven't seen her for awhile
A very nice lady
Will always greet you with a smile
Ran into her the other day
She said she's so depressed
Her whole life's in disarray
Everything's a mess
I felt so bad for her
I gave her a suggestion
To make her feel better
To ward off her depression
I said 'You need to elevate your mood
Here's a way you will
It doesn't cost a penny
You don't have to take a pill'
'Get in the elevator
Take it to the top floor
That should elevate your mood
Of that I'm pretty sure'
'You want to feel better?
That is your desire?
Get in the elevator
You'll feel better as you go higher'
'Your feelings of depression
You'll see, they will lift
That is my impression
If you get my drift'
Her depression, it did stop
She did just what I said
Took the elevator to the top
Jumped off the roof, she's dead
At least, before she jumped
She must've felt on top
In regard to giving suggestions
I think that I should stop..
