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Mutter of Pearl
There once was a lady named Pearl
Who was engaged to a man named Earl
Earl said 'How does this sound?
Let's fool around'
Pearl said 'I'm not that kind of girl'
Earl said 'Want to live life in a cloister?
All I'm asking is for you to get moister
If that's too much for you
Then what I suggest you do
Go Pearl, go back in the oyster!'
