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Bob wasn’t robbin’, started sobbin’
There once was a man named Bob, er..
Who wanted to be a bank robber
But Bob was so dumb
As dumb as they come
He couldn't pull off the job, er..
It happened December, last year
Bob, into the bank, did appear
He said 'Don't move or I'll kill!
Don't tempt me, I will!
That clear? I want all the cash here!'
In the bank, there worked a bank teller
Who happened to be a smart fella
He said 'You want the cashier?
There's no cashier who works here
Go to the bodega, see Stella'
You may ask 'What happened then?
Bob was confused, he said 'Come again?'
Even though he protested
Bob was arrested
He's now serving twenty years in the pen'
