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A fertile mind
Was chatting with my wife the other day
I complimented her, what did I say?
Told her she had half a brain
And I don't think she's insane
My wife responded to me in kind
She said I have 'a fertile mind'
A fertile mind? What do you mean?
I have the most interesting ideas you've seen?
She said 'Shouldn't come as a surprise, er..
A fertile mind needs fertilizer
That's the answer, yes, that's it
Your fertile mind is full of shit!
Was she kidding? Yes, of course!
Though she did mention the word 'divorce'..
