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Another day, another wtf
There was a young lady whose tush
Was so soft, like a bowl of mush
Her husband was psycho
That he didn't like, so
In front of a bus, she he'd push
In the insane asylum he met Mikey
Who'd make his blood pressure spike, see
He told him to 'Shush
Ever hear of the swoosh?
I invented that, used to work for Nike'
