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Dan’s the man
There once was a man named Dan
Who fancied himself a ladies man
He'd say 'All the ladies they shout
Is it too late to put out?
My cans, they're for you, understand?'
Dan was living under a delusion
You see, it was all an illusion
The ladies are putting out their cans
Because you're a garbage man
I must apologize for the confusion
