There once was a man named Chuck
Who wanted to run amok
His intention was to pillage
Throughout his entire village
But his village prohibited pillaging
So Chuck was out of luck
Chuck thought 'That won't set me back
What I can do is ransack'
But no ransacking allowed in December
Which Chuck didn't remember
Stuff like that he never bothered to track
Could he possibly maraud?
That was an idea he could applaud
But Chuck hadn't marauded in a while
And marauding was now out of style
So that idea was flawed
Chuck was feeling down
He said 'I gotta leave this town
If I want to loot and plunder
I'll move to a land down under
Then my frown will turn upside down'