A hard day for Chuck

There once was a man named Chuck

Who wanted to run amok

His intention was to pillage

Throughout his entire village

But his village prohibited pillaging

So Chuck was out of luck

 

Chuck thought 'That won't set me back

What I can do is ransack'

But no ransacking allowed in December

Which Chuck didn't remember 

Stuff like that he never bothered to track

 

Could he possibly maraud?

That was an idea he could applaud 

But Chuck hadn't marauded in a while

And marauding was now out of style

So that idea was flawed

 

Chuck was feeling down

He said 'I gotta leave this town 

If I want to loot and plunder

I'll move to a land down under

Then my frown will turn upside down'

 

 

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