There once was a woman named Claire
Who went to a job fair
She was offered employment
Which gave her enjoyment
What kind of job was it and where?
The job was to be a caretaker
Of an elderly man Mr Baker
She would clean and cook for him
Bathe him, read a book to him
They became an inseparable pair
About a year later, Mr Baker died
For many weeks after, Claire just sat and cried
She said 'I couldn't love him anymore
That man, don't care for him no more!'
Try and figure that one out, I've tried!