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There once was a young man named Ward

Whose behavior should've been deplored

Stopped paying his rent 

Said 'All my money was spent

On drugs, booze and a broad'

So fed up was his landlord

He filed a complaint with the City Board

Said 'Can't take this guy Ward no more

Want to kick his butt out my front door'

The Board said 'Alternatives should be explored'

'Alternatives should be explored??'

Sounds like the Board was for Ward

I mean, in this case, they back Ward?

How were they for Ward and back Ward

At the same time? Oh my Lord!