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A dilemma I'm facing, friends and foes

Regarding the rising price of hos

Used to be, I'd spend a nickel 

And receive a pickle tickle 

But that was in another time

Today, the same thing costs a dime 

I miss those days, those happy days 

When I'd hump her for a nickel

These days I don't have the bread 

To pay a ho, have fun in bed

I'll eat pumpernickel bread instead 

Should get a loaf, go out and buy it 

But I'm on a low-carb diet 

God, please listen to my pleas

Just one slice, with some cream cheese?

I don't know, I've lost the passion 

So to speak, in a fashion 

I think it's time I realize 

It's become a smaller size

Actually, it's microscopic 

That is quite another topic..