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Adam and Eve were hanging out one day

In the Garden of Eden

They didn't have books, couldn't be readin' 

Didn't have a car, couldn't be speedin' 

Eve said 'Adam, you never take me anyplace

Every day I sit here and look at your stupid face

I'm sick of hanging out in the Garden

I think my arteries are beginning to harden'

Adam said 'What the hell you want me to do?

I'm sick of looking at your stupid face too

I'm really getting tired of it

Tell someone who gives a shit'

'Eve, I'll tell you, I don't care 

And when you gonna cut your hair?

It looks disgusting, yes it's true

I'm totally repulsed by you'

'Your boobs used to be so firm

But several sources have confirmed 

They all agree on what they saw 

Your boobs were dragging on the floor!'

Adam and Eve, they didn't get along

Whoever thought it a good match was obviously wrong

They got on each other's nerves

I think I'm right, if memory serves..