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Jim converts
There once was a man named Jim
Whose dream was one day to be slim
His friends would all say
'Jim, please don't delay
Get off your fat butt, join a gym!'
I must tell you something about Jim
There's something not right with him
He said 'My friends are so nice
To give such good advice
Won't join a gym, I'll become a Muslim!'
Now, to the mosque Jim does go
Prays to Allah each day, you should know
Will he do the haaj?
His butt is too large
Can't fit in the plane seat! Oh
