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Soto the Mets you go
Take me out to the ball game
What? Are you kidding me?
You must be joking, seriously
What are you smoking?
Give some to me
You see Juan Soto's new contract?
$765 million he'll get
Can't believe he's getting that much
Just to be a Met?
No, won't go to the ball game
Ticket prices too high
And if I want a hot dog and beer?
$14.50! What's going on here?
It is so nauseating
Everything has gone up
Fans pay through the nose
For a guy like Soto
I want to throw up!
