It's anything but thrilling
To hear about the brazen killing
Of the CEO of United Healthcare
He was gunned down where?
Outside the Hilton Hotel in NY
Ho tell? She's not one to talk
He was shot from behind
By someone with an axe to grind
Too late to axe the man who shot him
If they did, they might've already got him
It occured in the morning at 6:45
The CEO, no warning he wouldn't be alive
To file a claim, a crying shame
Though he must've had many benefits
I doubt that any of them fits
This particular case
A man's life erased
Shot to hell
At the Hilton Hotel