Here's a tale about three men
Their names were Don, Dominic and Ken
I'd like to tell the story quick
I'll call him Dom, not Dominic
These three men, they were brothers
They all came from the same mother
Between Don and Dom, lots of hate
Towards brother Ken, they both felt great
One day Don said to Dom
'I challenge you to a race
Who'll lose, go back where he came from
Will have to leave this place'
To tell you how the race resulted
The record books must be consulted
Don won the race, he finished first
Though I still think he was the worst
Dom was slow, he wasn't quick
He lost the race, did Dominic
Dom's a random man who ran
Then run out of town, oh man
What happened to brother Ken?
Shit happened then, it will again
Ken got emotional, was a wreck
Don bro Ken's record, what the heck!