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The other day I did something 

Something that should become habitual 

I was reading 

Reading about various animals mating rituals

I learned a frog and a whale 

May regale their prospective mates with a song

Unless the whale has a frog in his throat 

He may not hit the right note

That would be wrong

Male sheep butt heads during breeding season 

Butting heads sounds pretty stupid

Knew there had to be a reason

Isn't a male sheep a ram?

Hey female sheep! I'm talking to ewe!

Which ram parts do you prefer?

The ones so gallantly streaming? 

Keep watching, keep dreaming 

Hippos use urine and feces as cologne

Or an 'eau de toilette' as I've been shown

I flush my urine and feces down 'de toilette'

But I'm from a different species 

Still use Old Spice, smells very nice

Try something new man?

I'm only human!