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Ian the European
There once was a young man named Ian
Who was tired of bein' European
Ian got so fed up
Bein' in Europe
To the U.S. he ended up fleein'
Ian married a gal named Kim
They had a baby, a boy named Tim
Kim noticed each morning
Ian seemed to be mourning
Something was bothering him
Kim wondered what it could be
Then one morning she said 'I see!
You're up early Ian
You're up and you're peein'
European you'll always be!'
