There was a young man named Nate
Who was dating a gal named Kate
Both went into a panic
Like they sailed the Titanic
Because one month Kate was late
'How could this happen?' Nate cried
Kate's response was 'I let you come inside
What I shouldn't have done
What'll we tell our daughter/son?
Leave me alone, my brain is fried'
Eight months later, time has passed
Resentments, anger, didn't last
Nate and Kate were wed, you see
When baby's born, they will be three
Life, it goes by very fast