There was a young man from Alabama
Who spoke with a terrible stammer
But oh, could he dance!
Wore those parachute pants
Would bring to mind M.C. Hammer
This young man had a sis
Who all the young men longed to kiss
Wished to get in her pants
But there was no chance
She'd say 'Guys, U Can't Touch This!'
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