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Dwight & his lady
There once was a man named Dwight
Whose girlfriend was not too bright
Dwight wondered
Each time she blundered
Whether she even knew day from night
One night they were having fun in bed
When Dwight said 'Honey, give me head'
She asked 'Why do you need a head, see?
You have a head already'
Dwight swears that's what she said
Dwight told her 'What you said gets me sore, I'll
Stay sore until you give me oral'
She said 'You want me to give it to you or_Al?
Who the hell is Al? Your new pal?
No! I think what you're suggesting is immoral!'
