There is a young man named Ted
Whose young daughter wants to see 'Wicked'
She asked 'Dad, can we go?'
Ted said 'Sorry honey, no
I wanna stay home, watch the game instead'
There is a young man named Fred
Whose daughter asked the same thing, Fred said
'For you, darling daughter
I'll do it, I oughta'
Fred, not a dickhead like Ted