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There once was a man named Max

Who was confronted by some troublesome facts

In bed with wife Shirley

He came much too early

She'd cry 'Max! Give me a chance to climax!'

Max, he was coming too fast

Needed something to help him last

So he took a Cialis

Sure did help his phallus

Now Max & Shirley are having a blast!

If you'd ask them, they'd say 'Who's cheery? Us!'

Shirley was especially delirious 

She'd say 'Max stopped coming early 

Asked me 'Happy now, Shirley?'

Surely am, and yes, I am serious!'