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Have a good holiday
There was an old man, 93
Who found it difficult to pee
He found it so hard
He would pray to God
'Would you God, help me? Omg!'
He thanked God he was glad he was living
For his transgressions he prayed for forgiving
And soon, what do you know
The pee started to flow
Wishing you uh...Ha! Pee! Thanksgiving
