Donald Trump found himself in a jam
So he called on his good friend Pam
Said 'How'd you like to be
My new A.G., Bondi?'
She said 'I'd love to.Thanks Donald! Hot damn!'
Bondi is a former prosecutor
In my opinion, slightly less cuter
Than that other blonde Stormy
Who has a nice form, she
Is not a prostitute, her
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/21/us/politics/pam-bondi-attorney-general-trump.html