There once lived a good man named Lot
Who lived among those who were not
He said 'I'm not crazy about Sodom & Gomorrah
I'll try to improve my credit scorrah
Buy a house, get a mortgage, move to a nicer spot'
Lot said to his wife 'Listen, dear
The Lord has been very clear
Sodom & Gomorrah will be destroyed
At the folks here God is annoyed
We gotta get the hell outta here'
You see now the plot has thickened
The Lots had to leave real quick and
God said 'Hit the road, Mac
Better not look back
You won't like what you see, you'll be sickened'
We say God should be exalted
But in this case, I think can be faulted
Any compassion, He'd lack
Lots wife, she did look back
God turned her into a pillar of salt, did