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What Fred said
There was a young man named Fred
Who'd have a great time in bed
He'd get plenty of joy
Was a very prompt boy
He never came late, that's what she said
In bed, Fred tended toward the theatric
He found it a successful tactic
He'd often throw a fit
Said 'Don't like this one bit
I refuse to wear a prophylactic!'
Fred had a friend named Bubba
Who told him 'Fred, you must wear a rubber
Catch an STD?
Don't come crying to me
I don't wanna hear you blubber!'
Fred's job required him be alert
With the beautiful people he'd flirt
He was one sexy dude
With a bad attitude
Fred, too sexy for his shirt
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