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There was a young man named Mort

A young woman was what he had sought 

But every gal turned out wrong 

They would all say 'So long

I'm sorry Mort, for me you're too short'

One day Mort met a woman named Brenda

Said 'Really don't wanna offend ya

You're a very nice guy

Go online and buy

Get yourself a penis extender'

Mort did what she said he oughta

A penis extender he bought, uh

His confidence now's much stronger

Will women reject him? No longer 

No longer? Meant Mort's no longer as shorter!