What’s going on Uranus

Uranus is a planet

The seventh one they say

It is a very cold planet

They didn't planet that way

 

The other planets don't like Uranus

They tried to understand it

But that turned out to be a blunder

They should've tried to stand under it

 

Stand under Uranus?

How can such a thing be done?

Amazing things can happen

When you're that far from the sun

 

It's an interesting idea

One worth looking into here

Once things become clear

Look out, here comes diarrhea 

 

Coming from behind

About to pass your ass

Think I'm about to find

I'm out of my damn mind

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/11/science/uranus-voyager-2-flyby.html

 

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