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Lloyd, Floyd and Ivan
There once was a man named Lloyd
Whose behavior would get people annoyed
Should have been more inhibited
About what he exhibited
In five states Lloyd was prohibited where void
His brother Floyd worked in a bank as a teller
Worked next to a woman named Stella
Let me be frank
Man, this woman stank
Floyd could hardly stand to smell her
There once was a man named Ivan
Who couldn't stop drinkin' and drivin'
Was late for work one day
Said 'I'll take the highway
I could fly there, bet I could do 95 in'
He got stopped by a cop for speedin'
It was the last thing Ivan be needin'
The cop said 'You drive much too fast
Your life, it won't last
One day you'll crash and you'll start bleedin'
