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Limerick time
There is a young woman named Honor
If by chance you should come upon her
Make her an offer
Why'd you wanna stay off her
When it's so much more fun to be on her?
There once was a man named Ozzie
They all said he was crazy, was he?
Took a trip to Japan
And asked if he can
Train to be a kamikaze
There once was a woman named Winnie
Who felt she was getting too skinny
So she ate lots of fat
And that should have been that
But now can't fit into her mini
