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Evelyn and Elvis
There is a young lady named Evelyn
Who works in a Seven Eleven in
Pittsburgh, PA
For lunch every day
She eats flatbread, she doesn't like leavenin'
There is a young man named Elvis
Who loves to shake his pelvis
Some think it's obscene
Not suitable for a teen
To watch his crotch, how young?
Thirteen? Some think twelve is
