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Dick and Jane having fun 

Sittng on the couch

Dick says 'You're the only one 

There's no one else, I'll vouch'

Next thing you know, Dick's lyin' on top

Of her, there on the sofa

Jane says 'This ain't fine, you better stop

I agree, Dick, you should get off her

Now Dick is shrewd, he wants Jane nude

So he can start to boff her

Dick says 'No lie, I'm a horny guy

I'll leave her be, make me a better offer!'