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Thinking of Lil
In my younger days dated Lil
A gal who I wanted to kill
I don't wanna be rude
But I had to conclude
The woman was mentally ill
After we broke up. she met Ted
Each night they'd be screwing in bed
'Give it to me' Lil would plead
'You know it's something I need'
It's dick that Lil is now addicted
Ted, with Lil you need to be gentle
As you must know, she is slightly mental
There's much to desire
But no, you can't buy her
Though she is available for rental
